Seriously?! Could 80% of the people I know BE more thin-skinned?!

Oh...my...GOSH!!! Why do I know some many stinking thin-skinned people?! What happened that I ended up surrounding myself with these immature, easily offended, grudge-holding, BIG-BABIES?! I sent out this text this evening, it was joke/spam that tells you to call the sender at a certain # because their battery is low. When you call it, it turns out to be a silly Santa message, well not only did 80% of the people I sent it to not even know who I WAS (which is another thing that cheeses me off!) but they didn't even get it! The 5 people who did were mildly amused, but one got all snippy with me and I'm just so angry! Is it worth being a totally ass to send some rude text back about a joke?! Is life so serious you can't just laugh a bit and take it with a grain-of-salt?! GAWD! What I really want to do is call them up and yell at them for being such a jack-ass and trying to make ME feel like an incondsiderat jerk--which I am not! Life doesn't have to be so flippin serious! Being busy is part of the moment-to-moment drama of life...DEAL WITH IT! I'm seriously considering cutting ties with some of these people. They seem to always assume the worst of me, my son, and my husband. So why do I bother keeping in touch? Well I've known them for 12 years so it's kind of hard not to say hi every once in a while...but...come to think of it, they never made efforts to talk to me--unless I was in a situation that helped THEM get something they wanted. Yeah...I think this is the end. Adios annoying people! You can't miss what you never really wanted around in the first place!